Thursday, October 24, 2013

Jokes I like from movies

Movies and jokes are fun so I figured I'd find some jokes from movies to double the fun. Hope you enjoy!

Joke 1 (From Jurassic Park): What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Answer: Doyouthinkitsorus

Joke 2: (From Mary Poppins): Yesterday when the lady next door answered the bell there was a man there and the man said to the lady: "I'm terribly sorry I just ran over your cat." and then the man said "I'd like to replace your cat." The lady said "that's all right with me but how are you at catching mice?!"

Joke 3 (From Lethal Weapon): “What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? 
Answer: Let’s get the flock out of here!”
    

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