Monday, August 7, 2017

If you ever have a run in with the law....

So as I had jury duty today, when I saw this joke just now it seemed particularly relevant.  Although I don't recommend people follow the example of the woman in the joke as it might get you into more trouble, I still thought the joke was funny. Anyway, if you must get into trouble, don't get caught!

 Police: Where do you live?
Woman: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Woman: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Woman: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Woman: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
  Woman: If i tell you, you wont believe me.
Police: Tell me
Woman: Next to my house

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