Monday, March 17, 2014

St. Patrick's Day Jokes

Since I like to think St. Patrick had a sense of humor and because in the Catholic faith, today is his feast day, I thought I should share some St. Patrick's Day jokes. See below:

Jokes from:http://tinyurl.com/pcc2v28
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

Q:  When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A: When it's a FRENCH fry!
 
Q: Why can't you iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you shouldn't press your luck!

Jokes from:
http://tinyurl.com/ozoamj7
Q: Have you ever heard of the 6-leaf clover?
 A: I haven't either!
Man 1: I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home.
Man 2: So?
Man 1: Well it may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before that night!
 Jokes from:http://tinyurl.com/qavzebe
Q: What is Irish and left out on the lawn all summer?
A: Paddy O'Furniture! 

Q:Where can you always find gold?
A: In the dictionary

 
Q: How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?
A: He is Dublin over with laughter!) 

Q: What type of bow cannot be tied?
A: A rain-bow!) 
 
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you all a happy St. Patrick's Day!

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