1. What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you'll go places!
2. Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
3. Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? A: Because it's all heart!
4. Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream? A: "I'm sweet on you!"
Source: http://www.primarygames.com/holidays/valentines/jokes.php
5. What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day? Owl be yours! http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/valentines-day-jokes
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