Things to do when stuck in an elevator

First, let me say that I've never been stuck in an elevator before but if I were, here are some more amusing things I'd do while waiting to be let out of the elevator.

• Jump up and down (just because I've always wanted to jump up and down in an elevator.)
• Start singing "Help" by the Beatles to the elevator operator (hoping it'll get me out faster!)
• Find a zen-type position and start pretending to meditate by saying "hummm" "hummm" "humm"!
• Press all the buttons on the elevator to see what happens. (Oh wait, that's how I got stuck in the elevator in the first place.)
• Think about all the life improving things I'll do when I get out of the elevator.