Happy Wednesday everyone!
A guy
walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of
pretzels in front of him says, "Hey, you're a handsome fellow."
The man
tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a fine Pilsner beer.
The bowl
of pretzels then says, "Ooooh, a pilsner, great choice. You're a smart
man."
Starting
to freak out, the guy says to the bartender, "Hey what the hell, this bowl
of pretzels keeps saying nice things to me!"
The
bartender replies, "Don't worry about it, the pretzels are
complimentary."
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