Just because it's St. Patrick's Day, I thought I"d share some short St. Patrick's Day-themed jokes that I thought were funny (even if they're bad!) Happy St. Patrick's Day to all who celebrate it! (These jokes came from this website: https://funkidsjokes.com/st-patricks-day-jokes/.)
Q: What do sailors yell when they first see an Irish shoreline?
A: IreLand Ho!
Q: What kind of spells do leprechuan witches cast?
A: Lucky Charms!
Q: What type of bow can’t a leprechaun tie?
A: A rainbow.
Q: Why can’t Irish golfers ever end a game?
A: They refuse to leave the green.
Q: How do you pay for soft drinks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: With soda bread.
Q: What should you say to a runner in the St. Patrick’s Day marathon?
A: Irish you luck
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