If I were in a silent movie

The silent movie actress Clara Bow was born today in 1905 and this got me thinking about what sort of character or story I'd like to be in if I were to be part of a silent film (never mind the fact that they're no longer popular.) In my experience, all the silent films I've ever seen have been comedies and sometimes about bank heists. If I were in a silent film I think I'd want to be in one where somehow I'd be in charge of driving the getaway clown car and I'd be on this team of ragtag characters that have all sorts of crazy fun adventures that make people laugh. However, things being the way they are, I think it best to just stick to watching funny silent films like the one below. Happy Sunday everyone!