Things I learned from Facebook

It's Mark Zukerberg's birthday today and as he's the founder of Facebook it got me thinking about all the things I've learned from using Facebook:

• Of course you're not completely friends with someone until you're friends on Facebook. (That makes it official!)
• If you really feel something strongly and just want to tell the whole wold about it-Facebook is a convenient soapbox.
• If you want to have an event you can "rent a crowd" (e.g. invite everyone you've ever met in your life) to said event via Facebook.
• If you have pictures that are so good they just have to be shown to the whole world, post on Facebook!
• You know you spend too much time on Facebook when you write posts on your wall about every detail of your day, you actually like getting "poked" you play every game you can possibly play on Facebook, and Facebook chat is your main mode of communication!