As I really like reading and sometimes wish I could advise characters in books, here are some things I'd say if I could give some book characters a piece of my mind:
*To Heathcliff and Cathy (from Wuthering Heights): For goodness sakes, stop moaning about and get married.
*To Oliver Twist: If you really want more food, start a rebellion with your friends and take the food from those nasty gits who are hoarding it!
*To Jane Eyre: When considering Mr. Rochester as a potential significant other, swipe left! You can do better!
*To Dorian Gray (from the Picture of Dorian Gray): You look handsome, ok? Now get over yourself or you'll pay!
*To Winnie the Pooh: I love you!
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