I happen to rather like virgin strawberry daiquiris so naturally I rather liked the joke below. Don't care if it's bad-I still thought it was funny!
A doctor worked on the tenth floor of an office building. In the
building was a pub, where the doctor had a lemon daiquiri, every day at
quitting time. The bartender's name was Dick.
One day Dick found out he didn't have any lemons and no time to get any.
So he thought he would make up a hickory daiquiri instead and at the end
of the day, the doctor would be too tired to notice.
The doctor sat down, took a sip and said "This isn't a lemon daiquiri,
Dick!"...To which Dick replied, "No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc!"
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