I don't understand why this stuff surprises people....

I don't know why but I feel the need to clear up a few misconceptions people have about me and I'm using this post to do it, just because I can.

• Yes, I do in fact use swear words and people somehow think it's really funny when swear, which is actually helpful because when they start laughing I forget what I was so mad about. 
• I listen to rap music and I do in fact like 50 Cent, Eminem, and Fort Minor but only in small doses. Too much of it gives me a headache.
• Although I talk to my parents, I don't always listen to them or do what they tell me. 
• I watch trashy TV shows sometimes-I like not having to think for an hour sometimes. It's refreshing.