Purely for your amusement

Here are some signs I read about and thought were funny.

1. Outside a dress shop, Hong Kong: LADIES HAVE FITS UPSTAIRS. 
2. Tailor shop, Greece: ORDER YOUR SUMMERS SUIT. BECAUSE IS BIG RUSH, WE WILL EXECUTE CUSTOMERS IN STRICT ROTATION. 
3. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE USSR, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT. 
4. At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. 
   IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
5. Shipton-under-Wychwood in Oxon, UK has a local plumber whose van announces: 'The Lone Drainer - he come pronto.' 

Source: http://www.guy-sports.com/virtual/funny_clean_jokes.htm