There are how many
seconds in a year?
Answer: There are 12 : January 2nd, Feb 2nd, March 2nd. etc, etc..
Answer: There are 12 : January 2nd, Feb 2nd, March 2nd. etc, etc..
A man and a son were driving home one rainy night. They had
an accident. The father died on the spot. The people who were nearby took the
son to the emergency room. The surgeon refused to operate on the boy, saying
"I cannot operate on him, he's my son!" How is that possible?
Answer: The surgeon was the boy’s mother.
A man makes a claim that he can predict the exact score of
every football game, before it begins. And he's always right. How's that possible?
Answer: The man says that the score before every football game
begins, is 0-0. Thus, he is always correct on that subject!
haha, very funny...good ones! I like the twist on number 2 - sad that we generally don't think the surgeon would be a woman ---
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