Funny joke for a Friday

One Friday a traffic policeman stops a Maisie and asks to see her driving licence.

'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.' 
'Well,' replies Maisie, 'I have contacts.' 

'Lady, I don't care who you know, you're still going to get a ticket.'

(Joke from http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/jokes/index_fri.htm)

So if you're going out to have some fun, like my dad always says, have fun but don't get caught!